Poor Soapy Soutar better stop at Asda on the way home for a packet of Durex as its the only protection he'll get today.
There comes a time in any bad run where a team is either going to turn the corner or slide into oblivion down the slippery slope. Well this lot are not showing any signs of turning the corner but look like some team cobbled together to contest Its A Knockout.
The sorry facts of the season so far is that the Dark Blues have played 17 matches and only managed to win 4 (1 against Forfar, 2 against the wee team and 1 against Killie). We haven't managed a win outside Dundee this season and to be honest we've never looked likely to. If it wasn't for the 2 wins against Utd we'd be rooted to the bottom of the table.
Well here at Dundee Mad we're a bit too pissed off to go into the reasons in any detail but in our opinion there are not enough challenges going in anywhere on the pitch either on the ground or in the air. Free headers are accounting for too many goals against while we fail to score any at the other end.
The fans would accept losing if we were getting stuck in and competing for 90 minutes but no-one really believes that is happening.
Come on Jim Duffy get this sorted now. There is no excuse for not getting amongst our opponents. There are guys in the stand who would do anything for our club. All we want to see is honest effort.
There is no excuse for anything less.